England are currently the best football team ever to have graced a football pitch, according to fans.
“England are now better than any football team that has ever been assembled, international or club level”, says Matt Clark, of Stevenage, Hertfordshire.
“It’s one thing to beat the Germans in Berlin, but after conceding two sloppy goals and having a third incorrectly ruled as offside, well that’s quite another”.
Mr. Clark, whose credentials vary from three Fantasy Football league titles to captaining a five aside football team, has predicted that England will not only win the the upcoming Euros but also “the next three World Cups”.
“Jamie Vardy truly is having a party, and so are we – come on England!”.
“Chat shit, and we’ll apologise profusely and buy you a drink.”