Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

BT sport

For Fuck’s sake, the Champions League final is on BT Sport, complain men everywhere.

Men everywhere have seen their Saturday night plans change on noticing that the Champions League isn’t on Sky Sports or ITV.

“I had planned to sit at home with a few cans and watch the football” said Matt Clark, of Luton, Bedfordshire.

“The problem is that I don’t have BT Sport. How many channels do you need to bloody pay for to watch football? Thankfully, I still have Eurosport, but I fear I may also lose that if we leave the EU.”

“To be honest though, I don’t want to watch the Eurosports News followed by Cycling and Winter Sports at 8pm. Guess I’ll have to go down the Pub. Damn.”