Doctor Who to strike over contract dispute

Doctor Who

Doctor Who to strike over contract dispute

Doctor Who has described the latest talks with government officials to resolve a contractual dispute as “bollocks”.

“Never mind Junior Doctors, I’m a Time Lord human alienoid in a phone box,” he added.

“Not only that, I have had to put up with John Barrowman AND Catherine Tate. The least they could do is pay me double overtime and give me weekends off. What a F*cking Liberty.”

“Still, Billie Piper was a bit of alright.”

Government Officials have declined to comment. Talks are due to continue this week.