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Irrelevant celebrities throughout the UK are exclaiming their voting intentions in the upcoming EU referendum, it has emerged. Following reports that Jodie Marsh will vote to leave the EU, Emily Tate, known for sharing videos of her making noises blowing a straw on Youtube, has now announced that she intends to vote to remain a…
A man has today expressed his lack of preparation registering to vote in the EU referendum, again. David Baudin, 28, formerly of Vannes, France, has resided in Shoreditch, London for the last 5 years. “Initially, I wasn’t sure if I needed to register or not. It’s all a bit confusing really. I assumed it was…
A teacher today has declared that she is planning a holiday during term-time, despite protests from her school children and their parents, it has emerged. Jenny Plumtree, of Cambridgeshire, has been a Geography Teacher for 5 years. “Basically, sod it. Just sod it.” she commented. “It’s alright for little Timmy to go on holiday during…
