“Show your partner you love them every day, not just one day a year” say insufferable cheapskates this Valentine’s Day
Cheapskates across Britain have taken the opportunity to show how tight they really are.
Thousands have flooded to share condescending messages of love and happiness.
Sales Manager Matt Clark, from Ealing, West London, said, “I don’t understand all the fuss about Valentine’s Day to be honest. You should say “I love you” and show your partner that you care every day”.
“Instead of wasting my hard earned money buying my girlfriend flowers and chocolates, I ran her a bath and did the washing up. It’s the thought that counts and that’s what she loves about me”.
His partner, Louise, declined to comment, before muttering “Tight prick” and sulking.