Sir Cliff Richard has re-released “Millennium Prayer” after a file of evidence was handed to Police amid allegations of historical assault.
“Basically, I’ve been out of the lime-light for a long time an it seemed like a good time to released new material. Plus, I could really do with a prayer right now.” he commented via a spokesman.
“I’m innocent until proven guilty of course, but the media won’t believe that. To be honest though, I don’t blame them, even I think I seem a bit suspicious.”
In other news, David Dickinson was observed rushing to purchase a new laptop muttering “For fucks sake”, before applying more fake tan.