Cliff Richard re-releases “Millenium prayer” after file of evidence

Cliff Richard

Sir Cliff Richard has re-released “Millennium Prayer” after a file of evidence was handed to Police amid allegations of historical assault.

“Basically, I’ve been out of the lime-light for a long time an it seemed like a good time to released new material. Plus, I could really do with a prayer right now.” he commented via a spokesman.

“I’m innocent until proven guilty of course, but the media won’t believe that. To be honest though, I don’t blame them, even I think I seem a bit suspicious.”

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