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“That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

Teacher

“Sod it, I’m off” says Teacher

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Louis Theroux to explore limp handshakes

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Man receives medical attention after choking on his own bullshit

Late

“Sorry I’m late” says selfish twat

  • job title
    Blabber Business

    HR Administrator makes up an important job title

    Christopher Peacock/April 6, 2016June 13, 2016
  • have a few
    Blabber Health

    “I’ll only have a few tonight” says man

    Christopher Peacock/March 18, 2016June 13, 2016
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    Blabber Business International Politics

    David Cameron unsuccessful in negotiating a new phone contract

    Christopher Peacock/February 21, 2016June 13, 2016

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harassed

“I’ve been harassed at work” says Office Bike

Christopher Peacock/August 11, 2016
“I’ve been sexually harassed at work” says Office Bike Jenny Plumtree, who once had sex with her boss in the toilets of the Christmas do, has condemned the treatment of women in the workplace. “I...
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rail strike

Rail Union to strike about signal strength in tunnels

Christopher Peacock/August 10, 2016
repeat mistakes

England determined to repeat mistakes of Euros

Christopher Peacock/July 13, 2016
murder

South Africa best place to commit murder

Christopher Peacock/July 6, 2016
Ultra

“Ultra” fans to be referred to as “moderates”

Christopher Peacock/June 15, 2016June 15, 2016
irrelevant celebrity

Irrelevant celebrities announce vote intentions

Christopher Peacock/June 13, 2016June 13, 2016
registering to vote

Man leaves registering to vote late again

Christopher Peacock/June 10, 2016June 13, 2016
Popstars

“That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

Christopher Peacock/June 9, 2016June 9, 2016
BT sport

Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

Christopher Peacock/May 28, 2016June 9, 2016
classmate

Unknown classmate adds man on Facebook

Christopher Peacock/May 20, 2016June 13, 2016

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BT sport

Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

Christopher Peacock/May 28, 2016June 9, 2016
For Fuck's sake, the Champions League final is on BT Sport, complain men everywhere. Men everywhere have seen their Saturday night plans change on noticing that the Champions League isn't on Sky Sports or ITV....
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Six Nations

“We’ll definitely win the Six Nations” say England fans

Christopher Peacock/February 14, 2016June 13, 2016
Working from home

“Working from home” increases dramatically on Fridays

Christopher Peacock/February 20, 2016June 13, 2016
rail strike

Rail Union to strike about signal strength in tunnels

Christopher Peacock/August 10, 2016
Teacher

“Sod it, I’m off” says Teacher

Christopher Peacock/May 13, 2016June 13, 2016
Game of Thrones

“I know how it ends” say Game of Thrones fans

Christopher Peacock/May 3, 2016June 13, 2016

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Man excitedly opens lottery “News about your ticket” email only to find he has won £3.10

Christopher Peacock/February 16, 2016June 13, 2016
A man has excitedly opens lottery "News about your ticket" email only to find he has won £3.10 Matt Clark, who has a direct debit with the National Lottery, was excited to find an unread email notification on awakening. "When I noticed I had an...
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Valentine's Day

“Show your partner you love them every day, not just one day a year” say insufferable cheapskates

Christopher Peacock/February 14, 2016June 13, 2016
"Show your partner you love them every day, not just one day a year" say insufferable cheapskates this Valentine's Day Cheapskates across Britain have taken the opportunity to show how tight they really are. Thousands have flooded to share condescending messages of love and happiness....
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travelling

Backpacker “discovers himself” after travelling

Richard Hardy/April 7, 2016June 13, 2016
A man has "discovered himself" after spending six months travelling with friends. "Before I left the UK to find my inner self, I was just an average guy, there was nothing to me whatsoever', says Matt Clark, Cambridge. "I couldn't be bothered to get a...
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  • Game of Thrones

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  • classmate

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  • BT sport

    Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

  • Popstars

    “That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

  • registering to vote

    Man leaves registering to vote late again

  • irrelevant celebrity

    Irrelevant celebrities announce vote intentions

  • Ultra

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  • murder

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  • repeat mistakes

    England determined to repeat mistakes of Euros

  • rail strike

    Rail Union to strike about signal strength in tunnels

  • bullshit

    Man receives medical attention after choking on his own bullshit

  • job title

    HR Administrator makes up an important job title

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