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“That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

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“Sod it, I’m off” says Teacher

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Louis Theroux to explore limp handshakes

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Man receives medical attention after choking on his own bullshit

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“Sorry I’m late” says selfish twat

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    HR Administrator makes up an important job title

    Christopher Peacock/April 6, 2016June 13, 2016
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    “I’ll only have a few tonight” says man

    Christopher Peacock/March 18, 2016June 13, 2016
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    David Cameron unsuccessful in negotiating a new phone contract

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“I’ve been harassed at work” says Office Bike

Christopher Peacock/August 11, 2016
“I’ve been sexually harassed at work” says Office Bike Jenny Plumtree, who once had sex with her boss in the toilets of the Christmas do, has condemned the treatment of women in the workplace. “I...
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rail strike

Rail Union to strike about signal strength in tunnels

Christopher Peacock/August 10, 2016
repeat mistakes

England determined to repeat mistakes of Euros

Christopher Peacock/July 13, 2016
murder

South Africa best place to commit murder

Christopher Peacock/July 6, 2016
Ultra

“Ultra” fans to be referred to as “moderates”

Christopher Peacock/June 15, 2016June 15, 2016
irrelevant celebrity

Irrelevant celebrities announce vote intentions

Christopher Peacock/June 13, 2016June 13, 2016
registering to vote

Man leaves registering to vote late again

Christopher Peacock/June 10, 2016June 13, 2016
Popstars

“That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

Christopher Peacock/June 9, 2016June 9, 2016
BT sport

Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

Christopher Peacock/May 28, 2016June 9, 2016
classmate

Unknown classmate adds man on Facebook

Christopher Peacock/May 20, 2016June 13, 2016

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Backpacker “discovers himself” after travelling

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A man has "discovered himself" after spending six months travelling with friends. "Before I left the UK to find my inner self, I was just an average guy, there was nothing to me whatsoever', says...
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My drink was spiked

“My drink was spiked” claims hungover teenager

Christopher Peacock/February 14, 2016June 13, 2016
Pasty

Greggs Pasty “Exactly how Nazi Germany started” says Eamonn Holmes

Christopher Peacock/May 12, 2016June 13, 2016
limp handshakes

Louis Theroux to explore limp handshakes

Christopher Peacock/May 2, 2016June 13, 2016
have a few

“I’ll only have a few tonight” says man

Christopher Peacock/March 18, 2016June 13, 2016
Cliff Richard

Cliff Richard re-releases “Millenium prayer” after file of evidence

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Late

“Sorry I’m late” says selfish twat

Christopher Peacock/February 22, 2016June 13, 2016
A man has apologised to his friends for being late, for the third time in as many days. Matt Clark, Birmingham, regularly turns up late to the annoyance of his friends. "The truth is, I always apologise but I really couldn't give a shit" he...
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kit-kat

Man can’t decide where to put his extra Kit-Kat

Christopher Peacock/March 15, 2016June 13, 2016
Man can’t decide where to put his extra Kit-Kat Aman, who bought a pack of Kit Kats from his local corner shop, is struggling to decide where to store them, it has emerged. “At first I thought it was simple, it goes in the cupboard”,...
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Azealia Banks

Everyone still hates Azealia Banks

Christopher Peacock/May 14, 2016June 13, 2016
Everyone still hates Azealia Banks, it’s been confirmed. Azealia Banks has recently taken to Twitter to launch a racist and homophobic attack on Zayn Malik. Despite attempting to apologise for her actions, it appears the general public still think she’s a knob. “She is just...
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  • limp handshakes

    Louis Theroux to explore limp handshakes

  • Game of Thrones

    “I know how it ends” say Game of Thrones fans

  • Cliff Richard

    Cliff Richard re-releases “Millenium prayer” after file of evidence

  • Pasty

    Greggs Pasty “Exactly how Nazi Germany started” says Eamonn Holmes

  • Teacher

    “Sod it, I’m off” says Teacher

  • Azealia Banks

    Everyone still hates Azealia Banks

  • classmate

    Unknown classmate adds man on Facebook

  • BT sport

    Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

  • Popstars

    “That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

  • registering to vote

    Man leaves registering to vote late again

  • irrelevant celebrity

    Irrelevant celebrities announce vote intentions

  • Ultra

    “Ultra” fans to be referred to as “moderates”

  • murder

    South Africa best place to commit murder

  • repeat mistakes

    England determined to repeat mistakes of Euros

  • rail strike

    Rail Union to strike about signal strength in tunnels

  • bullshit

    Man receives medical attention after choking on his own bullshit

  • job title

    HR Administrator makes up an important job title

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