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“That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

Teacher

“Sod it, I’m off” says Teacher

limp handshakes

Louis Theroux to explore limp handshakes

bullshit

Man receives medical attention after choking on his own bullshit

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“Sorry I’m late” says selfish twat

  • job title
    Blabber Business

    HR Administrator makes up an important job title

    Christopher Peacock/April 6, 2016June 13, 2016
  • have a few
    Blabber Health

    “I’ll only have a few tonight” says man

    Christopher Peacock/March 18, 2016June 13, 2016
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    Blabber Business International Politics

    David Cameron unsuccessful in negotiating a new phone contract

    Christopher Peacock/February 21, 2016June 13, 2016

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“I’ve been harassed at work” says Office Bike

Christopher Peacock/August 11, 2016
“I’ve been sexually harassed at work” says Office Bike Jenny Plumtree, who once had sex with her boss in the toilets of the Christmas do, has condemned the treatment of women in the workplace. “I...
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rail strike

Rail Union to strike about signal strength in tunnels

Christopher Peacock/August 10, 2016
repeat mistakes

England determined to repeat mistakes of Euros

Christopher Peacock/July 13, 2016
murder

South Africa best place to commit murder

Christopher Peacock/July 6, 2016
Ultra

“Ultra” fans to be referred to as “moderates”

Christopher Peacock/June 15, 2016June 15, 2016
irrelevant celebrity

Irrelevant celebrities announce vote intentions

Christopher Peacock/June 13, 2016June 13, 2016
registering to vote

Man leaves registering to vote late again

Christopher Peacock/June 10, 2016June 13, 2016
Popstars

“That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

Christopher Peacock/June 9, 2016June 9, 2016
BT sport

Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

Christopher Peacock/May 28, 2016June 9, 2016
classmate

Unknown classmate adds man on Facebook

Christopher Peacock/May 20, 2016June 13, 2016

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classmate

Unknown classmate adds man on Facebook

Christopher Peacock/May 20, 2016June 13, 2016
An unknown classmate has added a man on Facebook 10 years after he had left school, according to reports. Avid Facebooker, Matt Clark, was surprised to find a friend request with in excess of 40...
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Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden’s new single flops

Christopher Peacock/March 1, 2016June 13, 2016
My drink was spiked

“My drink was spiked” claims hungover teenager

Christopher Peacock/February 14, 2016June 13, 2016
North Korea Tests

North Korea tests angry missiles

Christopher Peacock/March 18, 2016June 13, 2016
Doctor Who

Doctor Who to strike over contract dispute

Christopher Peacock/February 9, 2016June 13, 2016
Teacher

“Sod it, I’m off” says Teacher

Christopher Peacock/May 13, 2016June 13, 2016

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“I’ll only have a few tonight” says man

Christopher Peacock/March 18, 2016June 13, 2016
A man has exclaimed that he'll only "have a few tonight" to his friends. Matt Clark, an accountant from Oxfordshire, told friends in a showing of strength and will-power that he will only "have a few" and "can't get too pissed" because of a busy...
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Pasty

Greggs Pasty “Exactly how Nazi Germany started” says Eamonn Holmes

Christopher Peacock/May 12, 2016June 13, 2016
Eamonn Holmes has compared a recent experience in Greggs with a pasty to that of Nazi Germany, it has been reported. Holmes, presenter for Sky News and pastry advocate, was involved in an altercation over a cheese and bean pasty. “I love a cheese and...
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Donald Trump

Donald Trump for PM, Scottish woman says

Richard Hardy/March 28, 2016June 16, 2016
A Scottish woman has declared her fierce support for presidential candidate Donald Trump. "If they don’t want Donald Trump in America, we’ll absolutely have him", Glaswegian bakery worker Pat Cowe has stated in a passionate Facebook post. "He seems to have exactly the right attitude...
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  • travelling

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  • limp handshakes

    Louis Theroux to explore limp handshakes

  • Game of Thrones

    “I know how it ends” say Game of Thrones fans

  • Cliff Richard

    Cliff Richard re-releases “Millenium prayer” after file of evidence

  • Pasty

    Greggs Pasty “Exactly how Nazi Germany started” says Eamonn Holmes

  • Teacher

    “Sod it, I’m off” says Teacher

  • Azealia Banks

    Everyone still hates Azealia Banks

  • classmate

    Unknown classmate adds man on Facebook

  • BT sport

    Fuck, the Champion’s League is on BT Sport

  • Popstars

    “That song sounds like mine” claim Popstars

  • registering to vote

    Man leaves registering to vote late again

  • irrelevant celebrity

    Irrelevant celebrities announce vote intentions

  • Ultra

    “Ultra” fans to be referred to as “moderates”

  • murder

    South Africa best place to commit murder

  • repeat mistakes

    England determined to repeat mistakes of Euros

  • rail strike

    Rail Union to strike about signal strength in tunnels

  • bullshit

    Man receives medical attention after choking on his own bullshit

  • job title

    HR Administrator makes up an important job title

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